I picked up my coffee and on my cup was written "Bark." YUP, as in tree BARK. Like someone would be named BARK?? Wouldn't you even question it??? Like, "Sir, did I hear you correctly, is your name Bark?" I mean i know I had a very stuffed nose and my "M'"s sounded like "B'"s but geesh! Way to give a guy a complex!!
I guess I should be happy she got the "K" on the end, even though it's actually a "C". Another Starbucks, another coffee and on my cup was written "Bart." There is NO "T" in my name!!! UGH!
|Jake from State Farm|
"Right here," I said in a masculine tough voice, "Thank you." As I took my coffee, she looked at me and said cheerfully, "Jake, like in the State Farm commercial? The guy with the khakis?"